Kid: Rastik, plastic rice.... Raskin, lots of rice weevils...

Man: Fortunately there's still Raskin... which is complete with a high protean side dish right!

Indonesian authorities have vowed to crack down on the distribution of synthetic rice – said to be made with potato starch and toxic resin from China – after rice from the government's cheap rice program for the poor or Raskin in East Java was reportedly found to have been contaminated with plastic rice.